Ascension Address: Abandon Ship
As the sun sinks beneath the horizon, and the SS Haniver sinks beneath the freezing waters of the Atlantic, a single lifeboat steers its way through the wreckage. Driftwood and flotsam clunk against its hull, and the Captain scans the dark water for survivors.
Replace “Gladiator” with “Survivor” and “Announcer” with “Captain”, throughout the ruleset.