Title: Eyes

Script: Hero drops to the ground, wetness, he looks around and at first sees nothing. Then, shining eyes peer from the darkness, a boy (Nicholas Art) says: ‘Come with usss, join usss…’ Hero swiftly throws a grenade and hears moans as four pairs of eyes flicker out of existence.

Body Count: 4

Total: 4

Title: The Stars Below

Meanwhile, the Man is standing on a hill, impassively staring down at a small village in rural Nebraska. Coming behind him, Brigadier Unthank (Brad Pitt), Yellowstone’s perfect enforcer, perplexedly shouts “Inspector!” Confusion occurs consecutively as bombs drop on the village, killing many.

Bodies:58
Total: 62

‘(unless this would add more than ten, in which case the Scripter may only add ten).’
Also, I was under the impression that awards won was what counted rather than nominated?

‘should count the number of awards that the Actor has won or been nominated for’

So, rewrite with +10 I guess.

Title: A Pitt

Hero looks around.  A pit.  Deep one.  And a Pitt.  Annoying one.  And 9 other targets.  Also annoying.  Hero pushes them all into the pit by bashing them with the Empire State.  He then takes a note that fell out of Pitt’s pocket…

Body Count: 10

Total Body Count: 14

Title: A Pitt

Hero looks around.  A pit.  Deep one.  And a Pitt.  Annoying one.  And 9 other targets.  Also annoying.  Hero pushes them all into the pit by bashing them with the Empire State.  He then takes a note that fell out of Pitt’s pocket…

Body Count: 10

Total Body Count: 14

Prop: The Empire State

You need to mention their name in brackets after the role they’re playing, Rodlen.

Title: The Note

Script: The Hero unfolds and reads the note, which is spoken in a voiceover (Angelina Jolie). It is addressed to Pitt, and tells him that “they” are looking for the underground settlement, and have now started to bomb any likely locations.

Body Count: 14

Total Body Count: 28

Title: A Pitt

Hero looks around.  A pit.  Deep one.  And a Pitt (Brad Pitt).  Annoying one.  And 9 other targets.  Also annoying.  Hero pushes them all into the pit by bashing them with the Empire State.  He then takes a note that fell out of Pitt’s pocket…

Body Count: 10

Total Body Count: 28

Prop: The Empire State

Actually, Kevan, it only says that the name SHOULD be mentioned.

Heh.

So forget the first and third submissions of my scene.

Ah, fair enough.

Title: Postscript

Script: Hero discards the note, failing to notice the postscript, which is nonetheless voiced-over by Brad Pitt in a devilish voice: “This message will self-destruct. . . .” Explosion.
14 people extinguished in the shadows. Hero’s leg is mildly injured.

Body Count: 14

Total Body Count: 42

Title: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

Script: Two ninjas appear, similar to ones from van. Hero throws rocks at both ninjas, killing them. Nicholas Art can be seen in the background.

Body Count: 3

Total Body Count: 45

Title: Underdeep

Script: Traveling deeper underground our hero Stewart is ambushed by a squad of Molemen. Stewart guns them all down, yet pauses to listen to the Foreman’s (Brad Pitt) long and embittered death speech regarding the invasion of over-worlders into his subterranean home. A teary eyed Stewart trudges on.

Forgetting something!!!

Title: Underdeep

Script: Traveling deeper underground our hero Stewart is ambushed by a squad of Molemen. Stewart guns them all down, yet pauses to listen to the Foreman’s (Brad Pitt) long and embittered death speech regarding the invasion of over-worlders into his subterranean home. A teary eyed Stewart trudges on.

Body Count: 15

Total Body Count: 60

Better now!

Jeid is getting awesome rolls!

DC’s title is one of my favorite Munchkin cards.  : D

@DC’s title: Indeed, nothing like a good TPK eh.

I’m reverting the actors list now, I’ve had enough fun. Not much Angelina though.

Title: Hallelucination!

Script: As Stewart moves through the sewer, he begins to feel the effects of noxious sewer gases. Cue warping, flashing colors and odd chanting (James Palacio)in the background. He picks up a Contradictory Sharp Icy Hot Fang Of Inquisitive Fire, understanding its unrivaled power, and erases six telemarketers that appear inexplicably.

Body Count: 6

Total Body Count: 65

Dammit, I’m falling behind.

CORRECTION:

Title: Hallelucination!

Script: As Stewart moves through the sewer, he begins to feel the effects of noxious sewer gases. Cue warping, flashing colors and odd chanting (James Palacio)in the background. He picks up a Contradictory Sharp Icy Hot Fang Of Inquisitive Fire, understanding its unrivaled power, and erases six telemarketers that appear inexplicably.

Body Count: 6

Total Body Count: 66

Title: Hallelucination!

Script: As Stewart moves through the sewer, he begins to feel the effects of noxious sewer gases. Cue warping, flashing colors and odd chanting (James Palacio)in the background. He picks up a Contradictory Sharp Icy Hot Fang Of Inquisitive Fire, understanding its unrivaled power, and erases six telemarketers that appear inexplicably.

Body Count: 6

Total Body Count: 66

Prop: Contradictory Sharp Icy Hot Fang Of Inquisitive Fire

I’ve pulled a Gnauga.

Title: The Stars Below

Meanwhile, the Man is standing on a hill, impassively staring down at a small village in rural Nebraska. Coming behind him, Brigadier Unthank (Brad Pitt), Yellowstone’s perfect enforcer, perplexedly shouts “Inspector!” Confusion occurs locally as bombs drop on the village, killing many.

Bodies: 15
Total: 81

Title: Strife

The view zooms up to and inside the plane that dropped the bombs. There’s a row on board; the co-pilot (Brad Pitt) seize the controls by breaking the pilot’s neck, and the rest of the crew join in the scuffle, twelve falling out of the bomb bay to their deaths.

Bodies: 2 + 1 (popularity) + 10 (stunt-cast) = 13
Total: 94

(and 50 words exactly…)

  CONTINUITY!

Rule 2.3: “...The rest of this comment should explain which Scenes need to be dropped, and why…”

Darth, please call continuity again including names of scenes you think should be cut, and reasons, I don’t see this first one as valid.

Plus, you need to use an AGAINST symbol, not a FOR…

It’s only “should”, so you could call continuity with a blank rationale if you felt like it.

It must start with an AGAINST icon, though, so I assume this is some sort of joke admiration of the fine continuity in this act.

I assumed it was obvious that is was a joke.

That’s enough Brad Pitt for now I think.