Thursday, April 09, 2009

Story Post: [Act 5] Hallucination

Noxious fumes have overwhelmed Stewart. Stumbling through surreality, he experiences many things…

Target Body Count: 67204

Trippier the better.

Inconsistencies and inexplicable events are NOT going to be considered continuity errors. Trying to leave the hallucination will ALWAYS be considered a continuity error.

Comments

Influenza:

09-04-2009 10:17:34 UTC

Title: Eerie

Script: It’s dark. Stewart sees a small squirrel, which shows off its vampiric teeth, and whispers Stewart a secret. Having ripped the Contradictory Sharp Icy Fire Bat From The Inquisitive Hearing Ear of the squirrel, he bowls it towards a herd of sheep people, who howl as it explodes with radiance.

Body Count: 5
Total: 5

(Signature) Prop: Contradictory Sharp Icy Fire Bat From The Inquisitive Hearing Ear

gill_smoke:

09-04-2009 11:44:07 UTC

Title: What was that?

Script: The radiant shower of sparks flow into Stewart who grows in size and power. 5 Guardian statues attack and Stewart grinds them into dust.

Body Count: 5
Total:10

Rodlen:

09-04-2009 14:31:22 UTC

Title: Exploding Head

Script: And then Daniel Kountz’s head explodes gorily.  And awesomely.

Rodlen:

09-04-2009 14:31:47 UTC

Title: Exploding Head

Script: And then Daniel Kountz’s head explodes gorily.  And awesomely.

Body Count: 1

Total BC: 11

Klisz:

09-04-2009 14:56:13 UTC

Title: Nooooooo

Script: Mutant snake with legs (someone like Lillian Gish) enters hero’s ear. Hero goes insane and kills four hallucinated clones of Man. Mutant snake leaves ear.

Body Count: 4

Total Body Count: 15

Royalties from this scene: 0 (Lillian Gish is dead)

Psychotipath:

09-04-2009 17:19:56 UTC

Title: Transform

Script: The snake transforms into a trio of lizardman like beings with machines stuck on autofire a few seconds and many bullets later there are three spreading pools of blood and gore on the floor.

Body Count: 3
Total Body Count: 18

Josh: he/him

10-04-2009 04:24:31 UTC

Title: Peel

Stewart’s face gradually morphs into that of a much older man (someone like Philip Terry). He is suddenly surrounded by six Philip Terrys, all of whom are singing Gregorian Chant. “GET OUT OF MY HEAD!” screams Stewart, before clawing at their faces which come away like wallpaper.
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Body count: 6
Total Body Count: 24

(0 Royalties thanks to Philip Terry.)

Qwazukee:

10-04-2009 05:14:35 UTC

Title: Engage!

Script: Just when Stewart starts to get the hang of the Gregorian chant, he finds himself aboard the Starship Enterprise. The Captain, Bilbo Baggins, asks “Do you know what time it is?” A music video follows, starring MC Hammer (someone like R. Henry Grey). Several background Klingons really get into it.

Theme Music: U Can’t Touch This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A has most of it.

Body Count: 2.5

Total Body Count: 26.5

(0 royalties, R. Henry Grey died long ago)

FYI, the 2.5 deaths are from Klingons attempting to imitate Hammer’s dance moves.

Josh: he/him

10-04-2009 05:21:42 UTC

Well I don’t think that anyone else needs to bother with a soundtrack. I know where my vote is going.

Psychotipath:

10-04-2009 10:39:40 UTC

Title: Darkness
Script: Everything goes dark and then slowly fades back.Stewart stands upon nothingness in a place of total darkness, from all directions the sound of fell things approaching comes. Behind him stands Tall Girl with an axe.

Body Count: 0
Total Body Count: 26.5

Devenger:

10-04-2009 17:14:41 UTC

Rule 2.2 Acts: ‘If a Scripter has not yet created a Scene for an Act that is not Finished, he or she may do so…’

You can’t post two scenes in the same Act, Psycho. The second one is invalid.

And yes. U Can’t Touch that as a soundtrack choice, Qwaz. :D

Influenza:

10-04-2009 17:43:24 UTC

‘Scripters must add their Popularity (rounding it down to the nearest whole number,’

technically qwaz’ scene ought to have two deaths then, but it doesn’t really matter ^^, esp. since the scene itself is awesome.

Qwazukee:

10-04-2009 20:08:56 UTC

Okay, make that

Body Count: 2

Total Body Count: 26

Kevan: he/him

11-04-2009 10:21:28 UTC

Title: Headless

Script: Stewart spins around, to see a man in a scruffy blonde wig (50 Cent) clutching an axe. Behind the man, six cleanly headless bodies collapse onto the featureless black floor.

Body count: 4 (+2 from 50 Cent)

Total Body Count: 32

Kevan: he/him

11-04-2009 10:24:21 UTC

against CONTINUITY!

Why is Scripter Josh linking to from his scene? (It’s in the blank line below the “Script” section.) Could this be some form of… subliminal advertising?

Josh: he/him

11-04-2009 11:13:54 UTC

Damnit :D I should have made the much smaller.

Devenger:

11-04-2009 15:54:32 UTC

The Producer is amused. He’s also wondering how Kevan spotted that…
I agree with the objection. Josh’s scene is Cut.

Qwazukee:

11-04-2009 17:23:29 UTC

Ok, I’m about to post a fixed Scene, just in case Fix doesn’t pass.

Qwazukee:

11-04-2009 17:25:52 UTC

Title: Engage!

Script: Just when Stewart starts to get the hang of the Gregorian chant, he finds himself aboard the Starship Enterprise. The Captain, Bilbo Baggins, asks “Do you know what time it is?” A music video follows, starring MC Hammer (50 Cent). Several background Klingons really get into it.

Theme Music: U Can’t Touch This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A has most of it.

Body Count: 4 (MC 50 Cent has 2 awards)

Total Body Count: 28

FYI, the 4 deaths are from Klingons attempting to imitate Hammer’s dance moves.

This will cease to be a valid scene if the Fix CfJ passes.

Qwazukee:

11-04-2009 20:48:53 UTC

Actually, since my first Scene had the wrong Body Count, it was invalid no matter what. Thus, the Scene I just posted is valid even if Fix passes.

Gnauga:

12-04-2009 13:13:17 UTC

Title: Aerial Combo: 24 hits!
Script: After a small explosion, Hero is propelled into space, where he finds he can breath. He lands on a distant planet populated with one sandwich, one wrap, and one cream-cheese bagel. In an epic aerial fight, they are dispatched, and seem to bleed just fine.

Theme Music: Fly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKn18VbnPPc

Body Count: 3

Total Body Count: 31

Klisz:

13-04-2009 03:35:13 UTC

Hey, this has passed 72 hours! Dev can do his “That’s enough” any time now!

Anyway, new scene to make up for destroyed scenes:

Title: More Rocks Fall, More Everyones Die

Script: Two ninjas, similar to ones from Act 4, appear and attack Hero. Rocks fall; everyone dies. Hero wakes up in Atlantic ocean and meets green cow.

Theme Music: Opening (Super Smash Bros. Melee)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L01GZq2SOY8&feature=related

Body Count: 2

Total Body Count: 32

Klisz:

13-04-2009 03:40:50 UTC

I am reposting my scene with different theme music. In the spirit of fair play, I hope people will consider this version the real, official version.

Title: More Rocks Fall, More Everyones Die

Script: Two ninjas, similar to ones from Act 4, appear and attack Hero. Rocks fall; everyone dies. Hero wakes up in Atlantic ocean and meets green cow.

Theme Music: Multi-Man Melee (Super Smash Bros. Melee)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2G4PgHaVfs&feature=PlayList&p=A9EE5CE21B7122EC&index=9

Body Count: 2

Total Body Count: 32

Rodlen:

13-04-2009 04:33:44 UTC

I believe you posted a scene ages ago already.

Klisz:

13-04-2009 15:31:37 UTC

Yes, but because Fix failed, it is invalid and I can therefore post another one.

Kevan: he/him

13-04-2009 16:41:18 UTC

I think you’ve misread something - Fix is still pending, with 5 votes in favour and 1 against.

Klisz:

13-04-2009 23:39:10 UTC

...

oh.

Qwazukee:

14-04-2009 00:01:41 UTC

Did Blognomic start in England?

Josh: he/him

14-04-2009 06:27:35 UTC

It started on the internet, but Kevan is English.

Wakukee:

14-04-2009 08:23:00 UTC

Title: Wait, GREEN? What?

Script: Three purple elphants mysteriously appear, and offer Hero a Ride. Suddenly, a mysterious figure in a black cloak (Isabel Jewell) waves a banana at the elphants, who turn green. Ahh! Then they start singing Celine Dion songs. AHHH!

Theme Music: http://blognomic.com

I was going to link to the Celine Dion, but it was too scary. Waaay to scary. Better it be the nice, quiet music of Blognomic. (Very Quiet)

Body Count: 3 (2+1 for 1 award)

Total Body Count: 35

Josh: he/him

14-04-2009 08:25:35 UTC

against OBJECTION!

The alt-text to Scripter Wakukee’s link says “Why did I link to Blognomic? Because blognomic is Awesome!!! You should try.” Although Blognomic is not a product, per se, this does nevertheless seem to be a case of subliminal advertising.

Wakukee:

14-04-2009 08:26:11 UTC

BTW, The music is “Silence”, By “Blognomic”.

Josh: he/him

14-04-2009 08:26:17 UTC

Bah, too much Phoenix Wright.

against CONTINUITY!

The alt-text to Scripter Wakukee’s link says “Why did I link to Blognomic? Because blognomic is Awesome!!! You should try.” Although Blognomic is not a product, per se, this does nevertheless seem to be a case of subliminal advertising.

Wakukee:

14-04-2009 08:27:32 UTC

“and must encourage the purchase of an actual, real-world product”

Blognomic is free, buddy. No advertisng there. I just had no music.

Wakukee:

14-04-2009 08:51:02 UTC

Actually, I used the wrong link XD. Here is the one I meant to use: blognomic.com/archive/invisible_posts

Wakukee:

14-04-2009 08:51:35 UTC

But as it stands, no subliminal advertising.

Josh: he/him

14-04-2009 08:54:32 UTC

Well, there kinda is, just not the claim that I actually made; by linking to BlogNomic, you are linking to the entire contents of BlogNomic, which includes a picture saying “Buy Sony Laptops”. But that’s not the claim I made, alas, so I’ll have to wait for Dev to fail this one, then claim again ^_^

Wakukee:

14-04-2009 08:56:08 UTC

Well, that could be used to say that if youtube has an advertisment, then all youtube links are advertising. I think only liks to advertisiments should count.

Josh: he/him

14-04-2009 08:58:31 UTC

That’s a whole other continuity claim - a whole other series of claims, really - but at the moment, the rather vaguely-worded rule permits my interpretation, so I guess that’s up to the Producer when all is said and done.

Devenger:

17-04-2009 09:57:57 UTC

I disagree/object/don’t think is right the claim put forward by Josh. Wak’s sheer incompetence saves him this time.

ais523:

17-04-2009 21:20:50 UTC

Title: Floating

The hero floats through a bubbly green gas, with small fluffy pink fish swimming around. He turns into a metal shark and eats two of them, flicking a third into a large boulder with its tail (which ends up badly crushed and explodes), and shoots the fourth with a laser.

Body Count: 4

Total Body Count: 39

Josh: he/him

18-04-2009 16:45:56 UTC

That’s enough

Wakukee:

18-04-2009 17:06:49 UTC

Good, it’s back.

ais523:

18-04-2009 20:23:38 UTC

@Josh: I didn’t think you were Devenger…