Noxious fumes have overwhelmed Stewart. Stumbling through surreality, he experiences many things…
Target Body Count: 67204
Trippier the better.
Inconsistencies and inexplicable events are NOT going to be considered continuity errors. Trying to leave the hallucination will ALWAYS be considered a continuity error.
Title: What was that?
Script: The radiant shower of sparks flow into Stewart who grows in size and power. 5 Guardian statues attack and Stewart grinds them into dust.
Body Count: 5
Total:10
Title: Exploding Head
Script: And then Daniel Kountz’s head explodes gorily. And awesomely.
Title: Exploding Head
Script: And then Daniel Kountz’s head explodes gorily. And awesomely.
Body Count: 1
Total BC: 11
Title: Nooooooo
Script: Mutant snake with legs (someone like Lillian Gish) enters hero’s ear. Hero goes insane and kills four hallucinated clones of Man. Mutant snake leaves ear.
Body Count: 4
Total Body Count: 15
Royalties from this scene: 0 (Lillian Gish is dead)
Title: Transform
Script: The snake transforms into a trio of lizardman like beings with machines stuck on autofire a few seconds and many bullets later there are three spreading pools of blood and gore on the floor.
Body Count: 3
Total Body Count: 18
Title: Peel
Stewart’s face gradually morphs into that of a much older man (someone like Philip Terry). He is suddenly surrounded by six Philip Terrys, all of whom are singing Gregorian Chant. “GET OUT OF MY HEAD!” screams Stewart, before clawing at their faces which come away like wallpaper.
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Body count: 6
Total Body Count: 24
(0 Royalties thanks to Philip Terry.)
Title: Engage!
Script: Just when Stewart starts to get the hang of the Gregorian chant, he finds himself aboard the Starship Enterprise. The Captain, Bilbo Baggins, asks “Do you know what time it is?” A music video follows, starring MC Hammer (someone like R. Henry Grey). Several background Klingons really get into it.
Theme Music: U Can’t Touch This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A has most of it.
Body Count: 2.5
Total Body Count: 26.5
(0 royalties, R. Henry Grey died long ago)
FYI, the 2.5 deaths are from Klingons attempting to imitate Hammer’s dance moves.
Well I don’t think that anyone else needs to bother with a soundtrack. I know where my vote is going.
Title: Darkness
Script: Everything goes dark and then slowly fades back.Stewart stands upon nothingness in a place of total darkness, from all directions the sound of fell things approaching comes. Behind him stands Tall Girl with an axe.
Body Count: 0
Total Body Count: 26.5
Rule 2.2 Acts: ‘If a Scripter has not yet created a Scene for an Act that is not Finished, he or she may do so…’
You can’t post two scenes in the same Act, Psycho. The second one is invalid.
And yes. U Can’t Touch that as a soundtrack choice, Qwaz. :D
‘Scripters must add their Popularity (rounding it down to the nearest whole number,’
technically qwaz’ scene ought to have two deaths then, but it doesn’t really matter ^^, esp. since the scene itself is awesome.
Title: Headless
Script: Stewart spins around, to see a man in a scruffy blonde wig (50 Cent) clutching an axe. Behind the man, six cleanly headless bodies collapse onto the featureless black floor.
Body count: 4 (+2 from 50 Cent)
Total Body Count: 32
CONTINUITY!
Why is Scripter Josh linking to 
from his scene? (It’s in the blank line below the “Script” section.) Could this be some form of… subliminal advertising?
The Producer is amused. He’s also wondering how Kevan spotted that…
I agree with the objection. Josh’s scene is Cut.
Ok, I’m about to post a fixed Scene, just in case Fix doesn’t pass.
Title: Engage!
Script: Just when Stewart starts to get the hang of the Gregorian chant, he finds himself aboard the Starship Enterprise. The Captain, Bilbo Baggins, asks “Do you know what time it is?†A music video follows, starring MC Hammer (50 Cent). Several background Klingons really get into it.
Theme Music: U Can’t Touch This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A has most of it.
Body Count: 4 (MC 50 Cent has 2 awards)
Total Body Count: 28
FYI, the 4 deaths are from Klingons attempting to imitate Hammer’s dance moves.
This will cease to be a valid scene if the Fix CfJ passes.
Actually, since my first Scene had the wrong Body Count, it was invalid no matter what. Thus, the Scene I just posted is valid even if Fix passes.
Title: Aerial Combo: 24 hits!
Script: After a small explosion, Hero is propelled into space, where he finds he can breath. He lands on a distant planet populated with one sandwich, one wrap, and one cream-cheese bagel. In an epic aerial fight, they are dispatched, and seem to bleed just fine.
Theme Music: Fly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKn18VbnPPc
Body Count: 3
Total Body Count: 31
Hey, this has passed 72 hours! Dev can do his “That’s enough” any time now!
Anyway, new scene to make up for destroyed scenes:
Title: More Rocks Fall, More Everyones Die
Script: Two ninjas, similar to ones from Act 4, appear and attack Hero. Rocks fall; everyone dies. Hero wakes up in Atlantic ocean and meets green cow.
Theme Music: Opening (Super Smash Bros. Melee)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L01GZq2SOY8&feature=related
Body Count: 2
Total Body Count: 32
I am reposting my scene with different theme music. In the spirit of fair play, I hope people will consider this version the real, official version.
Title: More Rocks Fall, More Everyones Die
Script: Two ninjas, similar to ones from Act 4, appear and attack Hero. Rocks fall; everyone dies. Hero wakes up in Atlantic ocean and meets green cow.
Theme Music: Multi-Man Melee (Super Smash Bros. Melee)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2G4PgHaVfs&feature=PlayList&p=A9EE5CE21B7122EC&index=9
Body Count: 2
Total Body Count: 32
Yes, but because Fix failed, it is invalid and I can therefore post another one.
I think you’ve misread something - Fix is still pending, with 5 votes in favour and 1 against.
Title: Wait, GREEN? What?
Script: Three purple elphants mysteriously appear, and offer Hero a Ride. Suddenly, a mysterious figure in a black cloak (Isabel Jewell) waves a banana at the elphants, who turn green. Ahh! Then they start singing Celine Dion songs. AHHH!
Theme Music: http://blognomic.com
I was going to link to the Celine Dion, but it was too scary. Waaay to scary. Better it be the nice, quiet music of Blognomic. (Very Quiet)
Body Count: 3 (2+1 for 1 award)
Total Body Count: 35
OBJECTION!
The alt-text to Scripter Wakukee’s link says “Why did I link to Blognomic? Because blognomic is Awesome!!! You should try.” Although Blognomic is not a product, per se, this does nevertheless seem to be a case of subliminal advertising.
Bah, too much Phoenix Wright.
CONTINUITY!
The alt-text to Scripter Wakukee’s link says “Why did I link to Blognomic? Because blognomic is Awesome!!! You should try.” Although Blognomic is not a product, per se, this does nevertheless seem to be a case of subliminal advertising.
“and must encourage the purchase of an actual, real-world product”
Blognomic is free, buddy. No advertisng there. I just had no music.
Actually, I used the wrong link XD. Here is the one I meant to use: blognomic.com/archive/invisible_posts
Well, there kinda is, just not the claim that I actually made; by linking to BlogNomic, you are linking to the entire contents of BlogNomic, which includes a picture saying “Buy Sony Laptops”. But that’s not the claim I made, alas, so I’ll have to wait for Dev to fail this one, then claim again ^_^
Well, that could be used to say that if youtube has an advertisment, then all youtube links are advertising. I think only liks to advertisiments should count.
That’s a whole other continuity claim - a whole other series of claims, really - but at the moment, the rather vaguely-worded rule permits my interpretation, so I guess that’s up to the Producer when all is said and done.
I disagree/object/don’t think is right the claim put forward by Josh. Wak’s sheer incompetence saves him this time.
Title: Floating
The hero floats through a bubbly green gas, with small fluffy pink fish swimming around. He turns into a metal shark and eats two of them, flicking a third into a large boulder with its tail (which ends up badly crushed and explodes), and shoots the fourth with a laser.
Body Count: 4
Total Body Count: 39
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Influenza:
Title: Eerie
Script: It’s dark. Stewart sees a small squirrel, which shows off its vampiric teeth, and whispers Stewart a secret. Having ripped the Contradictory Sharp Icy Fire Bat From The Inquisitive Hearing Ear of the squirrel, he bowls it towards a herd of sheep people, who howl as it explodes with radiance.
Body Count: 5
Total: 5
(Signature) Prop: Contradictory Sharp Icy Fire Bat From The Inquisitive Hearing Ear