Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Proposal: All vegetables are equal…

Passes 8-3, reaches quorum. Enacted by Angry Grasshopper.

Adminned at 28 Sep 2006 13:10:13 UTC

Create a new rule titled “Politics in the Garden”:

During their short experience before being uprooted by Farmer Brown, some Vegetables become self aware and realize their own vegetable nature. Such Vegetables are able to adopt notions on the nature of existence, philosophy, and the political nature of vegetable life. Each Vegetable has a Political Inclination (or Inclination), legal values of which are listed below:

  • Anarchist
  • Communist
  • Dictatorship
  • Democratic
  • Monarchist
  • Tangelocracy
  • Theocratic

New Vegetables have their Inclination set to Dictatorship. Vegetables with a Exoticity below one may not change their Inclination.

Set the Inclination of all Vegetables to Dictatorship, and the Exoticity of the Top Banana to three. Create a GNDT column labeled ‘Inclination’ and populate the fields appropriately.

Comments

Elias IX:

09-26-2006 22:51:19 UTC

for

Cayvie:

09-27-2006 01:04:38 UTC

for  very interesting

Rodney:

09-27-2006 01:11:09 UTC

for

gazebo_dude:

09-27-2006 06:30:21 UTC

for

Cosmologicon:

09-27-2006 07:38:31 UTC

against

Thrawn:

09-27-2006 11:44:57 UTC

for

Hix:

09-27-2006 20:04:53 UTC

against

Thelonious:

09-28-2006 08:02:21 UTC

for

ChronosPhaenon:

09-28-2006 10:43:06 UTC

against

Purplebeard:

09-28-2006 19:51:05 UTC

for