Proposal: All vegetables are equal…
Passes 8-3, reaches quorum. Enacted by Angry Grasshopper.
Adminned at 28 Sep 2006 13:10:13 UTC
Create a new rule titled “Politics in the Garden”:
During their short experience before being uprooted by Farmer Brown, some Vegetables become self aware and realize their own vegetable nature. Such Vegetables are able to adopt notions on the nature of existence, philosophy, and the political nature of vegetable life. Each Vegetable has a Political Inclination (or Inclination), legal values of which are listed below:
- Anarchist
- Communist
- Dictatorship
- Democratic
- Monarchist
- Tangelocracy
- Theocratic
New Vegetables have their Inclination set to Dictatorship. Vegetables with a Exoticity below one may not change their Inclination.
Set the Inclination of all Vegetables to Dictatorship, and the Exoticity of the Top Banana to three. Create a GNDT column labeled ‘Inclination’ and populate the fields appropriately.
Elias IX: