Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Proposal: arth hates asexual reprodution

Self-Vetoed -Darth

Adminned at 01 Sep 2009 09:18:40 UTC

If the Proposal titled “Repopulation” passed, this Proposal does nothing.

Add a new rule called “Descendants”:

Each Survivor has a number called Descendants, which is tracked in the GNDT and is initially 0.

As a weekly action, a Living Survivor (the Parent) may Reproduce by choosing another Living Survivor (the Other Parent). The Parent then makes a Fitness Test; if it passes, they increase their own Descendants and the Other Parent’s Descendants by DICE3.

The Population is equal to the number of Survivors, plus the total of all Survivors’ Descendants.

Add a new subrule to Descendants, called “Kidnapped at birth!”:

Within 24 hours of any Survivor (called the Parent) increasing their own Descendants by a number (called N), any other Survivor (called the Kidnapper) may attempt to Kidnap, by making a Fitness Test. If the Fitness Test is Passed, the Kidnapper may decrease the Parent’s Descendants by N and increase their own Descendants by N; however, if it is Failed, the Kidnapper suffers damage, the Parent’s Rage is increased by 5, and the Parent’s Watching is set to the Kidnapper.

Add a new subrule to Descendants, called “Repopulation”:

If the Population is ever equal to or greater than 500, the Survivor with the highest amount of Descendants achieves victory.

Don’t ask why two players of the same gender can have kids.

Comments

Klisz:

01-09-2009 00:54:42 UTC

imperial  abstaining

redtara: they/them

01-09-2009 03:34:22 UTC

against because if a player has 2 kids, they’re counted twice for population (once for each parent).

Bucky:

01-09-2009 04:28:31 UTC

against

Qwazukee:

01-09-2009 04:47:14 UTC

against This nomic doesn’t really need reproduction.

Excalabur:

01-09-2009 05:52:45 UTC

against Rape much?

Also, the kids that get kidnapped only get kidnapped for one parent.

Also because this is still hermaprhoditic, which is almost as strange as asexual :)

Darknight: he/him

01-09-2009 06:58:31 UTC

against Now that you’ve put Wak and Qwaz doing this together into my brain and no amount of brain wipes gonna fix that… just…eww

Oze:

01-09-2009 11:10:55 UTC

against

Qwazukee:

01-09-2009 12:48:17 UTC

thx DK, I hadn’t thought of that. This idea gets worse and worse. . . .

arthexis: he/him

01-09-2009 13:14:51 UTC

against ROFL

Klisz:

01-09-2009 16:18:14 UTC

Darknight: Thank you very much for getting it stuck in everyone else’s head.

s/v veto  per DK