Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Ascension Address: Atten-hut!

At east Soldiers.

Recently we’ve received reports of the Enemy in our territory.  This is ill tidings as our forces have shrunk recently.  They outnumber us and outgun us.  Something needs to be done. 

The Government has brought together you, the most elite of all the military, together to create a fighting force capable of stopping the enemy.

It’s not going to be easy, but you didn’t sign up for a cakewalk.

If we lose, it’s the end of everything, anarchy will reign.  If we win though, well, there’s a prize waiting at home for each and every one of you.

Company, Dismissed!

Repeal all Dynastic Rules.
Replace Member of the Staff with Soldier and Writer with General.



02-11-2009 15:27:49 UTC

Reporting for duty. Let me know if you want a new header and colour scheme knocked up.


02-11-2009 15:43:26 UTC

Today is a good day to die.

Wooden Squid:

02-11-2009 17:56:03 UTC

The cakewalk is a lie.


02-11-2009 21:12:39 UTC

Damnit damnit damnit why does everything happen in the British night.

(I know why.)


02-11-2009 23:31:54 UTC

lol Dev do you watch robot chicken?