Cheese
Cheese is awesome. It tastes great and goes well with both pizza and lasagne. It is probably the second most awesome thing ever, so it must be the opposite of Clucky"s beard. Clucky’s beard is so bad that even one strand of it cancelles out an entire supermarket of Cheese.
Clucky: he/him
Everyone is just jealous of my beard. They all wish it could be that long. But as long as Elvis remains alive(He lives! Elvis lives!), my beard will always triumph!
*rolls*
THRAWN: DICE53
CLUCKY: DICE53