Thursday, September 03, 2015

Crime: Soap Scum

I am currently preparing a statement regarding the recent escape attempt on F Wing. A cell key did indeed go missing from my desk that morning, and its unique impression was, I understand, later found in a bar of soap in the possession of Purplebeard.

posted by Kevan at 03 Sep 2015 18:22:00 UTC Comments (4)

Comments

Kevan: he/him

03-09-2015 18:24:46 UTC

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Purplebeard:

03-09-2015 21:13:35 UTC

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Purplebeard:

03-09-2015 21:13:45 UTC

“Well, crap. You got me.”

Kevan: he/him

03-09-2015 22:53:45 UTC

“Security camera footage clearly shows Purplebeard stealing the key from my office in my absence. I believe the desk lock may have some kind of defect.”

+3 Years for Purplebeard, +2 SHIV for me.