Thursday, September 03, 2015

Crime: Soap Scum

I am currently preparing a statement regarding the recent escape attempt on F Wing. A cell key did indeed go missing from my desk that morning, and its unique impression was, I understand, later found in a bar of soap in the possession of Purplebeard.


Kevan: City he/him

03-09-2015 18:24:46 UTC



03-09-2015 21:13:35 UTC



03-09-2015 21:13:45 UTC

“Well, crap. You got me.”

Kevan: City he/him

03-09-2015 22:53:45 UTC

“Security camera footage clearly shows Purplebeard stealing the key from my office in my absence. I believe the desk lock may have some kind of defect.”

+3 Years for Purplebeard, +2 SHIV for me.