Crime: Soap Scum
I am currently preparing a statement regarding the recent escape attempt on F Wing. A cell key did indeed go missing from my desk that morning, and its unique impression was, I understand, later found in a bar of soap in the possession of Purplebeard.
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Kevan: he/him
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Purplebeard:
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Purplebeard:
“Well, crap. You got me.”
Kevan: he/him
“Security camera footage clearly shows Purplebeard stealing the key from my office in my absence. I believe the desk lock may have some kind of defect.”
+3 Years for Purplebeard, +2 SHIV for me.