Duel In The Holds
Arrr, The Lone Amigo needs punishment for eir dastardly deeds. Avast, ye can’t go beatin’ up on me crew like that, unless ye’re me, and that’s that.
So I saw ‘em in the Holds, and I pulled out me cutlass and challenged ‘em to a duel. I won, eh? It looks like ‘e just fell down after ‘e saw me cutlass, as ‘e don’t even have a scratch on ‘em. Yarrr, that’s what ye get for buckling yer swash too many times with yer shipmates.
Angry Grasshopper:
Har, me Captain!