Duel the first!
In a fit of boredom, and as the crew of this pirate ship seems to have no duties, I decide that having some purple hair to make a scarf out of would be most excellent.
I therefore grab my fid, and clonk Purplebeard upside the head as he is standing in the main chains.
(Furious dice rolling ensues, see GNDT)
However, Purplebeard must have seen me coming, for, upon raising my fid struck me a most fearsome blow, stunning me senseless.
Most poor….
Hix:
Where did this fight occur? I don’t think it’s legal unless you were in the same location.