Saturday, September 24, 2011

Eject Wooble!

At half past two on the 23rd, Wooble stole my small icebox full of food. Perhaps he thought it was full of food, but he could have just asked for it politely. Under the rule “Ejection from the Lifeboat”, I suggest that he be keelhauled as a lesson to others.

posted by Kevan at 24 Sep 2011 19:40:32 UTC Comments (2)

Comments

bateleur:

24-09-2011 20:33:41 UTC

for Into the drink with ‘im!

Kevan: he/him

24-09-2011 21:25:21 UTC

Okay, Wooble is now “temporarily ejected from the lifeboat. When this happens they lose 1 Sanity, cannot perform any Daily or Weekly actions or Eat or Sleep for the rest of that Day or for the duration of the following Day and can have Items taken from them as though they had Slept at the point at which they were ejected.”