53C70R

What is your name? Coppro-R-BGN-1
What is your quest? To be transferred to sector BLN.
What is your favorite color? Mauve, no, taupe!

For what reason should The Computer process your request? Because I need to be in room 23-J of that sector by the end of the week.
Is this form treasonous because it indicates dissatisfaction with your current sector? Yes
Will you therefore allow other signatories of this form to come with you? Maybe. Depends if I like them or not.

Do you hereby acknowledge that the Computer is superior to you, and as a result give all authorized agents of the computer permission to shave your head, create a wig from your hair, and force you or anyone else to wear that wig? Yes
Your cooperation is hereby appreciated.

ADDENDUM: To what sector do you not wish to be transferred? ZQB