[Title sequence.]

Host

Welcome back to Reality TV! Today, I’m going to show you some of the contestant’s diary entries.

[Diary entries play]

[Outside. There is a beach; on the sea, a container ship can be seen receding into the distance, and the wreckage of a tower crane is clearly visible. A cameraman is setting up a camera.]

Hostess

I was wondering when you’d get here. I’ve been stuck here for weeks now, wondering when the show would start. And without even a cameraman to set things up!

Cameraman

Well, I’m here now. Sorry, I was busy with another programme.

Hostess

I wonder when the first contestant’s going to arrive? I’m not entirely sure I properly understand this “reverse reality TV” idea. And what a mess there is here; I don’t get why they dug that hole and dropped that container in anyway…

Cameraman

Well, I understand the idea easily enough; the contestants arrive one at a time, and I think the public have some say as to who arrives first.

Hostess

I’m not even entirely sure what the rules are!

Cameraman

Well, you’ll just have to make some up. Or ask the contestants for ideas, I suppose; that’s always fun. Also, we should be able to link up with another reality TV show, to do joint challenges and other such events. It’ll be fun!

Hostess

And you know the worst of it? I have absolutely no idea where I am!