Monday, February 16, 2009

Proposal: Guns. Lots of Guns.

Quorumed -Darth

Adminned at 17 Feb 2009 16:50:13 UTC

Somebody has finally found the key to the Armoury. More specifically, someone requested the appropriate paperwork to get the key, filled out the appropriate paperwork, got it signed in triplicate by the appropriate authorities, placed it in the appropriate mailbox, waited an appropriate 28 days for a response, went through the entire above process again in order to fix a spelling mistake, and finally resorted to paying someone to make a new key for the lock.

Quick, somebody ‘find’ the key to the weapon lockers inside before High Command force us to fill out paperwork to issue ourselves with weapons…

Create the following sub-rules to Rule 2.2 Weapons:

‘MP5 SMG’, with the following text:

An MP5 SMG has a damage rating of 4, and an ammo rating of 6. 10 MP5 SMGs are available.

‘M4 Carbine’, with the following text:

An M4 Carbine has a damage rating of 7, and an ammo rating of 10. 15 M4 Carbines are available.

‘M249 LMG’, with the following text:

An M249 LMG has a damage rating of 10, and an ammo rating of 15. 10 M249 LMGs are available.

You’ll notice that ammo rating increases at a steeper gradient than damage rating. This means weapons with a lower damage rating have a better damage-per-ammo. Smaller weapons will do more damage for your ammo, but you’ll get shot at more in the process; larger weapons reduce your exposure to fire (you can get in more damage at a time), but you’ll run out of ammo quickly.

Comments

ais523:

16-02-2009 19:17:14 UTC

for I think I have a photocopy of the last requisition form lying around. Unfortunately, the weapons are different enough that we’d need to go through the approval process again; however on the express repeat re-requisition, I think we should be able to get our hands on a crowbar relatively quickly.

Amnistar: he/him

16-02-2009 19:20:31 UTC

for After proper procedure has been followed, an increase in weaponry is quite necessary to encourage proper survival and skills for the upcomming War against the Enemy.

arthexis: he/him

16-02-2009 19:45:50 UTC

for

Wooden Squid:

16-02-2009 19:55:12 UTC

for guuuuns

Qwazukee:

16-02-2009 20:28:14 UTC

for We have ex-PFC Wintergreen to thank for this one.

Rodlen:

17-02-2009 00:25:06 UTC

for This military is an alternate universe DDA.  High Command is still idiotic.

Sparrow:

17-02-2009 00:37:24 UTC

for

Darknight: he/him

17-02-2009 03:58:50 UTC

for

SingularByte: he/him

17-02-2009 11:36:58 UTC

for

ais523:

17-02-2009 17:28:36 UTC

“CoV” for arrow

SingularByte: he/him

17-02-2009 23:12:04 UTC

CoV for  arrow

Darknight: he/him

17-02-2009 23:16:11 UTC

cov for  arrow

Wakukee:

17-02-2009 23:19:19 UTC

for  arrow

Rodlen:

17-02-2009 23:57:03 UTC

for COV arrow

Wakukee:

18-02-2009 00:01:08 UTC

10 :for:-0 :against:
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Klisz:

18-02-2009 00:05:07 UTC

CoV for  arrow  and FOR quorumed.

Klisz:

18-02-2009 00:06:29 UTC

Except that Wak accidentally CoV’d by putting an AGAINST icon there…

Wakukee:

18-02-2009 00:23:23 UTC

for