Thursday, March 16, 2006

Proposal: Hells Hell (The Buck(ly) stops here)

Not a valid Proposal, as Quazie was idle at the time.—Shadowclaw

Moved it into the ‘null’ category—Excalabur

Adminned at 17 Mar 2006 04:22:38 UTC

Do the following things in order

Add the following as a new bullet to rule 2.3 after the bullet noting the 21st floor

22nd Floor - Hell’s Hell: Upon entering Hell’s Hell, a Gostak’s mood becomes Stabbed in the eye with a fork.  A Gostak with a mood of Stabbed in the eye with a fork may not have their mood changed for any reason unless they are in the lobby.

Add the following text to rule 2.4

*Electromagnet Man - This is actually just an animate electromagnet that is useful for removing forks from peoples eyes.  It is permanently stuck on the 20th Floor.
*Santa Claus: He knows when you are naughty or nice, and gives you what you deserve.  He both exists on all floors and no floors at the same time… he is OMNIPRESENT SANTA CLAUS!

Add the following text to rule 2.8 after the paragraph ending in the word Depressed.

The unhappiest mood of all is Stabbed in the eye with a fork but this mood is not obtainable by normal Gostak interactions… also, if a Gotsak is currently Stabbed in the eye with a fork they may not declare victory and may only have one proposal pending until they are no longer Stabbed in the eye with a fork.

Add a new rule entitled “Santa’s Revenge”, and replace the xx in rule 2.8 with whatever the final number(s) are in this new rule.  The text of the rule Entitled “Santa’s Revenge”  shall read as follows:

You better watch out… you better not cry… you better not pout… I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
...
He sees you when you’re sleeping.. he knows when you’re awake… he knows if you’ve been bad or good… so be good for goodness sake!

The omnipresent Santa Claus knows when you are up to no good or up to a lot of good and will reward the little boys, girls, and especially Gostaks as he deems necessary.

The following is a list of things Santa Claus can do.
*GO TO HELL(‘s hell): If more than a quorums worth of Gotsaks currently think that one specific Gotsak is up to no good then they are immediatly moved to Hell’s Hell through the power of Santa’s magic.
*Thou Art a changed man… i mean Gostak: If a Gostak (to be known as the damneded) has ever been to Hell’s Hell, and there are currently no Gostak who thinks that e is up to no good, then the damnded receives one piece of cheese.  This may only happen once per Gostak Per miliennia.  A miliennia being defined as the length of this dynasty.

Comments

Bucky:

16-03-2006 05:59:34 UTC

veto 
Idle Gostaks may not propose anything.

Personman:

16-03-2006 08:03:43 UTC

Bucky has a point. Also, this is a) basically exactly the same as Suspicion, and b) worded in a manner far too loose and inexact for my liking. I realize not everyone may agree with me, but if this were a valid proposal, i would vote against it for those reasons.

Personman:

16-03-2006 08:04:41 UTC

Also, I have just become an Admin, and i’m trying to figure out how to Unidle you. Perhaps I shall figure it out soon, or perhaps I shall sleep first.

Shadowclaw:

16-03-2006 09:23:51 UTC

It’s alright, I’ve done it.