BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

Gladly I’ll accept such a challenge.  It is good that your beard smells of elderberries, because it helps to mask your ship, which smells of dung and bile!

I’m sorry, I just wanted to make you feel at home.

I wish I had two eyepatches: I’d beat you just as easily, but at least I wouldn’t have to look at you!

You need not worry, my ninja stealth will assure you don’t see me until I’ve sufficiently blackened your one good eye.

Pirates inspire fear
but for Purplebeard its hard
with his pink peg leg

Ye flatter me, matey. That’s not my leg.

In all my years of buckaneering, I’ve never lost a fight!

Ahh, then is that gangrene or mange on this “third leg”? 

And you say you’ve never lost a fight, its too bad you can’t say the same about your teeth and hair!

Yes, that was very childish of you to steal my prized collection of ninja teeth and scalps.

It’s okay, though. I’ll soon have yours to make up for it.

Yes, even the tooth or scalp of a ninja is to be prized.  I’ll be sure to end your treachery, so you’ll never harm another ninja.

What, have I killed them all already?

They don’t call me a fearsome fellow,
my crewmembers say I’m quite mellow.
But Logan, I see,
seems to disagree
for his black suit now reeks and is yellow.

Yes, the stench and filth of your ship seems to cling to anyone who steps aboard it, or even sails past!  I see you have no pet yet, but couldn’t help but notice your cow that you keep in your cabin, tied up and wearing a dress and lipstick.

Despite the limerick, and being a Ninja, I declare Logan the winner!

Feel free to take your reward now.