Ascension Address: Homo Blognomicus
Damn humans, trying to become immortal and stuff! This is getting out of control. Time to hit the big reset button and start from scratch.
*SWOOPITY SWOOP*
There we go. And now, lets see how it goes with these new ones…
Replace “Mortal” with “Ape” and “Immortal” with “Monolith”
Lulu: she/her
And the reset button goes SWOOPITY-SWOOP :P