BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

Listen up, everyone. I want to call all of the Heels over and ask you to pay attention for a moment to pokes for a moment. Here we are, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, the tenth metadynasty. Where we’ll determine which Realtor will be the next champion. I’m excited to see a clean fight here, the crowd wants to see a clean fight, and if it’s up to TyGer, there’ll be a clean fight. Now, all I want to say right now to you jabronis here supporting Brendan is, you’re going down.

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You think he’s God because he’s sold a house or two, well, let me tell you, he’ll be seeing God after TyGer’s finished. We’re here, you’re here, and everyone is here to see the best realtor around put a second-rate pretender under the ground, and I expect this to happen in quite short order. Kiss your contributions goodbye, Heels. Brendan: You think you can run around scamming whoever you want because you think you own the place but that ends tonight, Brendanhausen. Take it away, TyGer, dismantle this chump.