BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

Create a Treasure called “The Big Whoop - Asbestos Edition” with a value of X Gold, where X is 100 times it’s current owner’s Rank.
It has the following Enchantment:

Make a story post that contains a DICE7 Roll. Then, apply the effect corresponding to the result from this list.

1) Set your Ship Value to ‘-’ (You have sunk your own ship)
2) Set your Flavor to Sour and your Sickness to ‘Asbestos Poisoning’
3) Change your Rank to any legal value.
4) Set your GrogOrSake to 10, this supersedes rule 2.19
5) Add DICE150 to your Fruit.
6) Add up to 20 to your army size, then add up to 400 to your Gold.
7) Re-roll DICE7, then pick another effect from this list. If this is the third time you have Re-Rolled today, you win the game.

Whenever this Treasure’s Enchantment is used, “The Big Whoop - Asbestos Edition” and every map that references it becomes unowned.

Amend rule “Sickness” so that “Asbestos Poisoning” becomes an eligible value for Sickness.