Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Initial Public Offering

JOSHTECK IS HERE.

For too long, you have laboured, only to turn nover your hard-earned scavengings to speculators, chancers and monopolists. No more.

Now you may take your own destiny by the hand, and with it, turn to face the bright new dawn of co-operation and industry. ALL OF YOUR TOMORROWS ARE YOURS AGAIN.

Terms of initial offering

Co-operative member
The first five Commoners to express an interest will be invited to participate in the Co-operative Membership scheme. A co-operative member gets the benefits of unlimited access to my transmutation skills at no additional cost; THAT’S RIGHT, 1 coal and 1 resource will net you 1 resource of your choice. No other retailer can best that. Of course, there are some upkeep charges, but these are limited - just 5 Coal or 1 Resource of your choice per week, to be paid to me on or before each Monday, will secure your access to this unbeatable offer.

Membership expansion
We’re always looking to kick out our non-paying delinquents grow our family, so if you miss out on this initial offering, then don’t lose heart! You never know when we might expand our membership options, so keep your eyes peeled!

Valued customer
Sadly, not everyone can be a member of our big happy industrial family. But everyone can get great prices with Joshteck! As a Customer of Joshteck, your first three transactions of the week will be charged at our standard rate - 2 Coal and 3 Resource for 1 resource in return. Thereafter, however, the Joshteck Favoured Customer Bonus kicks in, and you will be able to transmute lead to gold - or iron to cog, if you so wish -for the low, low price of 1 Coal and 2 Resource!

Joshteck. Serving you, today, tomorrow… forever.

Comments

Kevan: HE/HIM

03-09-2010 14:35:47 UTC

I hereby formally express an interest in this exciting and generous venture.

tecslicer:

03-09-2010 16:26:10 UTC

Interesting. I would like to show my interest in such a thing.

Klisz:

03-09-2010 16:28:33 UTC

I am interested, and therefore express interest in Joshteck.

Keba:

03-09-2010 18:28:44 UTC

As I said before, I like you more than Sir Purplebard[1]. So I will definitly support your company. So I express my interest ;)


[1] for the purpose of this dynasty of course!

Ienpw III:

03-09-2010 20:19:50 UTC

I express interest

Josh: HE/HIM

03-09-2010 21:20:37 UTC

Welcome, friends Kevan, tecslicer, Darth Cliche, Keva and Iepnw III! As a big “thank you” for joining our corporate family, you may have the remainder of this week on the house.

I suggest that you use my “talk” page on the wiki for tracking requests; that will save me from missing your transactions in the rough-and-tumble of the GNDT.