Monday, December 18, 2017

Story Post: Is the Earth edible?

I’ve heard things about “Mother Earth” and such. And people are yummy. Very yummy.

So does that mean I can eat… Mother Earth? The earth itself. Sounds reasonable. What else do trees or buildings eat anyways, to stay alive and upright. Maybe I could become as big and strong as a building! That would be nice.

This upper layer of fluffy brown stuff isn’t yummy though. Maybe deeper inside there’s better stuff. I use my claws to try to dig into the ground, trying to find something delicious within.

This is my Search post as per the Cranky Grasstooth rule, at Distance 0.

Comments

Diabecko:

12-18-2017 16:29:21 UTC

Failure.
(Old Grasstooth will be talking soon. He’s just very slow to get going.)