Good, good… I see my candy is quite popular! Everything is going according to plan…

To the adventurous commoners who volunteered for the first human experiments of the wonderful AlCandy (which obviously stands for “AlCandy Legit Candy Alchemical Nonstop Dancing Yalitude”), I wish you good luck and I salute your sens of duty and experiment. I must advise you that the batch you will be receiving has been crafted using an increased dose of pwnage. Side effects can (and will should) include: increased will to invent, abundance (not to be confused with the highly acclaimed Muffin Polka), appearance of random items and overall madness. If items continue to appears after 4 hours, go see a physician immediately. In the event that you have no such person to refer to, the local Mad Inventor (myself excluded) will do (approximately) just as well. For the record, I did not eat any AlCandy. (Well, maybe a bit of the first packs. They had an increased amount of Gem Dust in them, and everyone knows that you shouldn’t do Dust.)

I wish everyone farewell, as the path leading to the Flying Underground Floating City-State of P does not wait for the leaves to fall before making deals with the rogues. With your aid, I have found the whereabouts of many of the worlds finest creatures, namely:
- The Elusive Ceiling Cat
- The Wondrous Mechanical Duck
- The Mysterious Bearded Papa
- The Tenacious Pick of Destiny
- The Half-Rare Half-Common All-New Gnorc
- The Faraway Antarctican Corn Dog
- The Prestigious Yale

May the Mad Nomic Gods be with you!

~ The Capriciously Open-Minded, Insignificantly Greedy, Surprisingly Chilly and quite Madly Roujo’d Roujo
  Great-Grand-Grandmaster of AlCandy Mts, High Priest-Mage of the ninety-eleventh chiliagon of the e^(i*pi)th Art.

P.S: I regret nothing!