Monday, July 30, 2007

Ascension Address: Lets do this thing!

It is a well known fact that given an infinite amount of time, and an infinite amount of monkeys banging away at an infinite number of typewriters, eventually those monkeys will type the Blognomic Ruleset. But until this point, we have simply taken that fact for granted. After all, it is infinity. And that is how infinity works. We don’t have an infinite amount of monkeys, nor an infinite amount of type, so all we can do is speculate as to what would happen. Now we are presented with a unique opportunity. A opportunity to take a finite number of monkeys and equip them with an outline for a Blognomic ruleset and we what will happen. Hide the bananas. Lock up the poo. Its Monkey Time!

Repel all Dynastic Rules
Replace ‘Corporation(s)’ with ‘Monkey(s)’
Replace ‘Government’ with ‘Top Banana’ (*hi-fives Elias*)

Yes, I am still planning on doing the whole monkey line thing, but thanks to the advice given in my post; I think that having predefined sections of ‘code’ is a better way to go and so ‘Monkey’ is better than ‘Code Monkey’


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