BlogNomic: The First Dynasty of Desertfrog

Arr I accept ya lily liver cow licker

Actually, you are the cow licker.  I prefer penguins.

Also, “Shiver me timbers”?  What’s that supposed to mean?  Is your tree cold or something, you fat, blubbery whale?

*pats fat* The fat keeps that twig ya call a sword from being any more a nusisence.

Ye perfer penguins? What sick freaks are ye ninjas, haveing ye way with birds? And seppiku, death by honor? Sounds more like something the tavern wench gave my brother last week

Oh, you must be talking about my walking stick.  Well, I have news for you… it _is_ a stick.  And if you think this is a sword, you really need to get your eyes checked.

Besides, I use this ( *points at lightsaber handle on belt* ) instead of a puny old sword.  It can make you much leaner in a mighty hurry.

As for your “cut-less”, it’s so dull it could be your head.  Of course, it can’t even cut melted butter, much less one hair on my head.

you have hait under that bed sheet ya call a mask? and here i thought ye were hidind ya male pattern baldness.

ye ninjas like to dissaper in a puff of smoke. i say that means ye don’t really exist in this world and thus are nothing but a wee voice in me head.

ye be nothing but a lie, ye wife is a lie and even ye cake is a lie.

bah, me grog has stained me words. hait be really hair.

Wow! You here voices in your head?  That’s really sad.  You should get that looked into.  Come to think of it, it must be all that grog you guzzle down, you drunken swine.

I would like to see you be so stealthy as to be able to disappear as I can.  Maybe if I took this saber to your blubber, you might be able to be a little more nimble.  Then again, you would never be able to withstand the rigorous physical and emotional training that all ninjas must pass.

I’d rather be drunk then an honor bound squinty eye rule hugger.

Arr, who needs training when ye can rush in and pillage? Oh wait, that would be you. Ye need it to over come being too chicken to fight someone face ta face. Be a man and kill someone while faceing him. Even us pirates don’t go stabbing folk in the back and poofing our pants like ye ninjas.

At least we ninjas can be stealthy about it instead of bumbling around like a bunch of wild baboons like you pirates.  We get the job done quickly and quietly, then dissapear before they know what hit them.

But where be the fun of being quiet like the bunch of pansies that ye be when ye can scare the gold right out of ye victim? And this thing *holds up a throwing star*, what manner of weapon be this little tooth pick *cleans teeth with one end*

It be close, but I declare Darknight the winnar!  Feel free to plunder your opponent.

wow, I was starting to run out of stuff lol. What won it for me jack? and well played yoda

Thanks, but I must say that I cannot be plundered because I am currently at port.

True, but he can still take your gold.  And picking your teeth with a throwing star is just sweet =p