Create a new Treasure named the “BORON PROSPECTING Dummy” with a Value of 130 Gold and the following enchantment:

Once a week, when a Captain targets you with the effect of a Sea Monster, you may respond within 24 hours to er Sea Monster attack post with a comment that reads “I’m sorry, sir. You miss.” and pay 1 Army. If you do, ignore all effects of that Sea Monster during this attack. If the effects where already applied, undo them.

Create a Treasure Map to the “BORON PROSPECTING Dummy” with this text:

The Treasure referenced by this map can be found on the Isle of Infinite Fright. If you attempt to dig this treasure and fail (that is, your dig roll is not 1 or 2) your Army is reduced to 0, your location is set to ‘Home Port’ and your flavor is set to ‘Sour’.

Finders Keepers!