Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Ascension Address: Make the Magic Happen

I’m not going to lie to you: we’re showing up pretty late to the game here. Real estate prices are up, vacation spending is down, and kids these days would rather sit on the couch in their darn VR helmets than visit an actual amusement park. And don’t even talk to me about what it costs to license IP.

But screw all that, we’ve got the best team on the peninsula here and I don’t intend to waste it. You’ve each got your allotted parcel of land—that’s literally your job cut out for you. I want to see market research on my desk tomorrow and blueprints the day after that. Opening day is in six months, and we’ve got until then to make mountains out of this molehill. Now get to work!

Repeal all dynastic rules. Replace “Overlord” with “Boss” and “Orc” with “Imagineer” throughout the Ruleset.


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