Must…resist…urge…to…make…7…comments…

...and a dummy comment to disable Part 2

herp

(derp)

ninth comment

...damn, missed the “(provided that no Caveman will get more than one Thing as a result of this part)”. CoV   out of spite.

hey number 9—throw me a bone, will you?

Oh, blah, I thought I was making the eighth comment but Darth intervened.  Guess nobody gets the bone now.

(you also missed “loses any Things he would otherwise get”)

in retrospect, spike, you could have worded it “the nth Caveman to comment gets x.”  As it stands, I believe that everyone but Josh has disqualified themself from getting anything.  What will Josh do with his rock, I wonder?

Actually, there’s nothing for the first comment.  Thus, with only the second comment giving me anything…

By my count, if this passes:
Bucky (3rd comment) gets a Stick
Josh (5th comment) gets a Rock
Roujo (6th) gets a stick
Darth Cliche gets nothing (including the loss of the Bone that he would have otherwise received had he not posted the eighth comment)
Nobody gets a Bone

Oh, come on, I get a rock.  First comment does nothing, anything past the ninth comment does nothing, and I got the second comment.

Yeah, don’t know why I missed that.

Under my reading, if any Caveman (here Roujo) would get more than one item than nobody gets any items.  So nobody gets anything.

That’s my reading too. =P

(Herp derp me break stuff lol)

Mine too.

I think Bucky is right.

I agree with Bucky

I disagree with Bucky. I don’t see how it can mean anything other than “any given Caveman can receive, at most, one Thing as a result of the resolution of Part 2 of this proposal”.

My analysis:

Part 2: Give to the following Caveman the following Things (provided that no Caveman will get more than one Thing as a result of this part)

Part 2: Do A (if B)

Part 2: Do A (if no Caveman will get more than one Thing as a result of this part)

Is B true? Will no Caveman get more than one Thing as a result of this part? (This part being Part 2)

Because of what I did, I would get two items due to Part 2 of this proposal. Hence, B, the condition that “No caveman will get more than one Thing as a result of [Part 2]” is false. Hence, the “Do A” part doesn’t happen, so no one gets anything.

Oh wait. I mean, uhhh…

Herp derp part one more than one no good cause me break it lol derp

I should point out that if this fails, then “give stuff to cave guys” does nothing.

me no get this. me no like things.

Wheee

CoV

No stuff then?