In his travels, our pirate named Bort
In a bar was attacked with a sword
His defense was impressive
And a lady, expressive,
Said, “What creative use of a wart.”

Not to be annoying, but I still think it’s relevant.

In the Rule Army, replace

A Captain may only change size of eir army if e is currently located at Port.

with

A Captain may only change the size of eir army, by the mechanics of this rule, if e is currently located at Port.

Incidentally, I’m aware that since only the flavour in the beginning is in limerick form, this does not qualify under rule 2.10, but I just like Bort.