Saturday, January 21, 2006

Proposal: NINJA ALERT!

Arr, self-killed. Maybe there be some other explanation for what Rodney saw.—Kevan

Adminned at 21 Jan 2006 19:22:08 UTC

Last night, after everyon’ had gon’ to bed, I was just getting up take to a swig o’ me rum, when I heard a thump behind me. Turning around, I saw somethin’ that mad me gasp in horror! A Shuriken had imbedded itself where me head used to be! This can only mean one thing: NINJAS!

Enact a new rule named “Ninja-o-meter” with the following text:

There may be Ninjas secrectly onboard the Inquisitor. The level of Ninjas are tracked by Ninja-o-meter. The Ninja-o-meter has 5 levels, as follows:

1: Arr! there be only 1 Ninja onboard or none at all.
2: There be between 2 and one forth of the crew.
3: There are greater one forth of the crew and no more than Quorm Ninja on board.
4: There are greater than Quorm Ninja on board.
5: Everyone is Ninja!

The Ninja-o-meter is currently set to 1.

THis isn’t really historically accurate. But it doesn’t seem that we’re going for historical accuracy here.

Comments

Excalabur:

01-21-2006 18:54:35 UTC

against No.  Wait for the Ninja dynasty, sir.  We’re having quite enough fun with our Piracy at the moment. 

also, fourth. Quorum.

Elias IX:

01-21-2006 18:57:31 UTC

It pains me to vote against  but let’s start out normally for at least a week.

predisastered:

01-21-2006 19:15:03 UTC

against I don’t know if this is the time to settle the great pirate vs. ninja debate.

Angry Grasshopper:

01-21-2006 20:08:11 UTC

I knew that somebody would do this. There are some constants in the universe.

Rodney:

01-21-2006 20:38:15 UTC

against S-K. Come to think of it, waiting a week will give the Ninja more time to infiltrate the ship for maxium paranoia.

Angry Grasshopper:

01-21-2006 23:30:32 UTC

I’ll be given ye and yer ninjas historical accuracy, har!

The Lone Amigo:

01-22-2006 01:08:36 UTC

against