Monday, July 28, 2008

Pie Eating Contest

Requirements - at least 3 VOR
Available Space - 2
Start Time - 07/29/08 00:00:00 (UTC)
Length - 1 day
Purpose - This Party will be sent to participate in a pie eating contest.
Rewards - 100 gold pieces (the prize)
Penalties - 10 gold pieces (the entry fee)
Other - You have been challenged to a pie eating contest by two other Atlantians of the names Theo and Fenimore.  They have trained somewhat for this, so their VORs are both 4.  If you think you can beat these Atlantians, join now.  If not, then just stay at home and keep out of their way.  Note: This contest will be resolved by random DICE rolls.


Clucky: he/him

28-07-2008 14:32:19 UTC


I mean Count me in.

Clucky: he/him

28-07-2008 14:36:48 UTC

Yoda grabs a pie suggests that revelry be included in the test for this contest.

Amnistar: he/him

28-07-2008 14:53:40 UTC

Count me in!

Thog like pie.

Clucky: he/him

28-07-2008 15:05:42 UTC

Bring it Thog. I’m the Chestnut to your Kobayashi.

Amnistar: he/him

28-07-2008 16:18:16 UTC

Thog beat Yoda with a stick if Yoda win.  Thog no like Yoda.

Amnistar: he/him

28-07-2008 16:28:24 UTC

OOC: Though, interestingly enough…either we both win or we both lose.  There is no option for one of us to come out with the prize.

Clucky: he/him

28-07-2008 16:40:37 UTC

Not if I toss some pie in your face after my victory you don’t.

OOC: Yeah I know, but its more fun this way. We could always have a side wager…

Amnistar: he/him

28-07-2008 17:53:05 UTC

OOC: 10 gp? :)


28-07-2008 18:28:28 UTC

It’s actually you two vs. the two Atlantians.

Amnistar: he/him

28-07-2008 18:44:24 UTC

Yea, we know, but we’re making a side wager :P


28-07-2008 22:09:57 UTC

Oh, then just let me know when you’re ready.

Amnistar: he/him

28-07-2008 23:06:27 UTC

we’re ready?


29-07-2008 00:28:34 UTC

What I mean is, when you’ve made your side wager.


29-07-2008 01:04:44 UTC

Ok, then I’ll go ahead and get started on the contest.  First, I am going to anounce the creation of 2 NPCs, Theo and Fenimore.  They each have the same starting attributes as an Atlantian except for 4s in their VOR.


29-07-2008 01:34:10 UTC

Thog and Yoda line up on one side, and Theo and Fenimore line up on the other.  Stacks of pies are brought in and set in front of each person.  The judge explains that the team that eats the most pies after 30 minutes wins.  The teams stare each other down as the judge drones on, explaining the rules of the contest.

The contestants shift their glances to the pies as the judge says, “Ready… Set…”  The contestants are posed to shove the pies into their faces.  “Go!” shouts the judge.

The contestants immediately begin shoveling pies into their mouths (not a pretty sight).  Thog and Yoda gain an early lead.  After about 15 minutes, it’s obvious that Thog and Yoda are more focused on competing against themselves than against Theo and Fenimore.

“Time’s up,” calls the judge.  The empty pie tins are gathered to be counted.  The final count is as follows:

Theo: 10
Fenimore: 7
Team total: 17

Thog: 27
Yoda: 25
Team total: 52

Thog and Yoda clearly won, so they have succeeded.


29-07-2008 01:35:28 UTC

Congratulations.  The GNDT has been updated.

Amnistar: he/him

29-07-2008 01:51:40 UTC

gimmie my 10 gold Clucky! :p

Clucky: he/him

29-07-2008 02:46:00 UTC

*hands Thog a shiny object and tells him its worth 10 GP*


29-07-2008 03:25:02 UTC

Let’s see… who is it that doesn’t like unrestricted transfers.

Oh, that’s right.  It’s Clucky!

Amnistar: he/him

29-07-2008 16:56:34 UTC

Thog like gold pieces!

Thog not like Yoda.  Thog hit Yoda with stick just because.

Clucky: he/him

29-07-2008 19:39:05 UTC

Thog should like Yoda. Yoda is at the front of the “Thog is not a monster” movement.