Thursday, December 08, 2005

Proposal: Prime Time

Illegally edited. Void. —Excalabur

Adminned at 08 Dec 2005 23:35:14 UTC

Add the following inclination named “Prime Time”

Any action taken on a day of the month that is a prime number, is considered to be taken during prime time.

Any proposal taken during prime time must contain a math pun to be considered Pending.

EDIT: addition to make this work with “Help I am stuck in the antediluvian times”

Add the following inclination named “Ready for Prime Time”

Piggybacking on the massive success that is reality television, the residents of the Fortress of Cheese (a Voice whose name appears in the Fortress of Cheese listing) will begin playing a game loosely based on survivor.

The procedure for this game is as follows:
- Any current fortress resident of the fortress may elect to write a post detailing why a particular person deserves to be expelled from the fortress (hereafter a Request for Expulsion). Voices then vote on the sturdiness of the argument, requiring a quorum of 0/3 for the designation “wad of newspaper”, a quorum of 1/3 for the designation “gas station quality”, and a quorum of 2/3 for the designation “two ply”.

- The Ego then, every friday, reviews every Request for Expulsion e has not yet reviewed and may decide on a resident to oust. It is very important that the Ego take into account the sturdiness of the requests in question, and perhaps post the reasoning that ey used to come to eir decision.

To oust a resident simply replace eir name in the Fortress of Cheese listing with the character string “%%%%”

Comments

Salamander:

08-12-2005 06:38:31 UTC

I’m in california (posted at 10:40pm) and thought this would be considered posted on the 7th of december

Cayvie:

08-12-2005 08:01:48 UTC

everything is done in GMT.

By the way, when proposal: help i am stuck in the antediluvian times passes, this proposal is going to change into a copy of it :)

also it will be illegal if the chicken decides to leave the sandbox.


for

The Lone Amigo:

08-12-2005 09:56:40 UTC

against Doesn’t sufficiently define “math pun”.

Salamander:

08-12-2005 10:08:43 UTC

It contains a math pun. I don’t think that’s the sort of thing you should define—takes the fun out!

Elias IX:

08-12-2005 12:41:29 UTC

for
If this lengthens the Antediluvian Times, all right.

Salamander:

08-12-2005 13:53:17 UTC

Cayvie, Lone Amigo, and Elias IX need to re-vote after edit

Excalabur:

08-12-2005 15:08:37 UTC

Ixnay. 

you cannot edit an offical post after it has been commented upon. 

That renders this proposal illegal.

veto  veto  veto