Thursday, February 16, 2017

Proposal: Re-Deal with the Devil

Reached quorum 8 votes to 0. Enacted by Kevan.

Adminned at 17 Feb 2017 09:25:29 UTC

Add to the list of Symptoms in “Diseases”:

Eternal Torment. Visible. A Villager exhibiting Eternal Torment should, in every blog comment they make, include a string of at least 10 characters comprised of any number of “A” characters, followed by any number of “R” characters, followed by any number of “G” characters, followed by any number of “H” characters.

In “Spectral Actions”, change “a Dead Villager may move a Remedy” to “a Dead Villager who is not exhibiting Eternal Torment may move a Remedy”.

In “The Doctor’s Rounds”, change “and which is not Death” to “and which is not Death or Eternal Torment”.

Add a new rule, “The Bet”:

At any time, the doctor may take the following actions in sequence as an atomic action, if any remedy has the potential to Cure the Black Death:
* Add the symptom Eternal Torment to the Villager named Cuddlebeam.
* Repeal this rule.

At any time, the doctor may take the following actions in sequence as an atomic action, if no remedy has the potential to Cure the Black Death:
* Remove all Diseases from the Villager named Cuddlebeam.
* Remove all Symptoms from the Villager named Cuddlebeam.
* Set the Villager named Cuddlebeam’s location to the Road.
* Repeal this rule.

Trying again with the Villager Cuddlebeam made explicit. Note also the change in location from Home to the Road - you might already get a shot at another life, no need to coddle even more.

Comments

Cuddlebeam:

02-16-2017 14:57:49 UTC

My reasoning depended on the “infinite” (note that infinite was used as a buzzword, I did actually explicitly ask for just a really high number as well) cocktail to have been actually performed (which it hasn’t), but oh well. This is actually pretty cool. So:

-Gain an *enormous* advantage in comparison to my current status.
-Or gain a novelty EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION(tm)(c) symptom just for me.

So I win or I win, fucking sign me up lol for for for

derrick:

02-16-2017 15:00:07 UTC

for :)

Kevan:

02-16-2017 16:16:09 UTC

imperial

orkboi:

02-16-2017 16:32:50 UTC

for

Viv:

02-16-2017 16:35:22 UTC

Systemic observation, measurement, experiment and demonic ritual form the backbone of the scientific method. Very sound.
for

Matt:

02-16-2017 16:53:18 UTC

for

pokes:

02-16-2017 18:03:53 UTC

I’ll miss you on rock rolling duty, Cuddlebeam

Quincunx:

02-17-2017 02:57:39 UTC

for