Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Story Post: Review: Even more gigantic fail

The next Reviewer will be Antonio Fusilli. In a recent interview, he mentioned that his Sweet Spot for Sourness is 1.

Mad-Tongue Moody almost ripped his tongue out when he tasted the Entry Recipes provided by the Cooks.

Kevan’s “Eggplant Surprise” received a rating of - - - - -.
“Exploding Fork Bee Carbonara”, made by Josh, was rated - - - - -.
Ely, who served “Totally not ripped-off Surprise”, was given - - - - -.
Brendan’s final score with his “Inevitable Bouche” was - - - - - as well.
No other Cook was able to provide a legitimate Recipe.

There was talk of an “Gargantuan Massacre” when Mad-Tongue Moody stormed out of the restaurant.

Comments

Kevan:

04-15-2015 14:24:38 UTC

Getting things started with:

“Soup of the Day”

Melted Cube x1
String of Numbers x1
Shiny Shoes x1
Coy Sun x1
Blushing Fork x1
Exploding Chair x1

Reduce Melted Cube. Sprinkle with String of Numbers. Garnish with Shiny Shoes. Garnish with Coy Sun. Garnish with Blushing Fork. Garnish with Exploding Chair.

Ely:

04-15-2015 16:52:41 UTC

“The Bee Sting”:
Shouting Man x1
Girl on Bicycle x2
The Bee x1

Sprinkle two Girls on Bycicle. Sprinkle with The Bee. Garnish with Shouting Man.

Brendan:

04-15-2015 21:41:54 UTC

“Warsh Rowboat”

Boy With Hedgehog x2
Coy Sun x1
Melted Cube x1

Add 2 Boy With Hedgehog. Add 1 Coy Sun. Garnish with Melted Cube.

exploto:

04-16-2015 21:46:45 UTC

“Some Kind of Icarus”

Girl on Bicycle x1
Exploding Chair x2
Coy Sun x1

Garnish Girl on Bicycle.  Reduce with two exploding chairs.  Sprinkle with Coy Sun.

Brendan:

04-17-2015 14:34:23 UTC

“Warsh Rowboat”

Boy With Hedgehog x2
Coy Sun x1
Melted Cube x1

Add 2 Boy With Hedgehog. Add 1 Coy Sun. Garnish with 1 Melted Cube.

Ely:

04-17-2015 15:47:39 UTC

“The One-Bee Sting”:

Shouting Man x1
Girl on Bicycle x2
The Bee x1

Sprinkle two Girls on Bycicle.
Sprinkle with one The Bee (make sure to include the stinger). Garnish
with one Shouting Man (or Woman, if that fits more your musical tastes).