Remove “If no non-Empty Crate exists, a Resident who is Sleeping but not Knocked Out may Wake Up by setting their Alertness to 1.” from “Stats”.

In Crates, replace “The Government may, and should, also then halve the Hangover of all Residents, rounding toward zero, and then (if the post just made was not a Drop Post) increase the Health of every Knocked Out Resident who was a Dropper of the most recent Drop Post by 6, increase their Hangover by 10 and set their Alertness to 1.” with:-

The Government should also then take the following atomic action, known as Lobbykeeping:-

• Halve the Hangover of all Residents, rounding toward zero.
• If the post just made was not a Drop Post, then increase the Health of every Knocked Out Resident who was a Dropper of the most recent Drop Post by 6, increase their Hangover by 10 and set their Alertness to 1.
• For every Sleeping Resident who commented on the previous Crate post and is not Knocked Out, set their Alertness to 1.