(Classy jazz plays, with close up views of the best looking Contestants, and images of Darth Cliche and Clucky out in the rain…)
Voice over:

I don’t think you viewers have had a good look at our basement, so let’s take a tour.
There’s no one in here at the moment, but I have a feeling that someone will come down here soon - yuri_dragon_17 has a habit of hiding in this crate(the camera zooms in on a crate that is a lot less dusty than the others) and Rodlen likes to sneak up on him and scare him.
Over here we have spare parts for our Cessna (the view switches to one of a pile of propellers and wheels), and this little button (the camera shows a button) is the one featured in our very first Challenge! Take a good look at that button, folks.

Ummm… there`s not really that much else down here… let`s look at the entrance, and see if anyone comes down.
(No one does. The studio audience is forced to sit through 40 minutes of looking at the door; at-home viewers have the luxury of being able to change the channel.)