Story Post: The Closing Ceremony
... The dark red sky was unstable. Hyphenicus swirled around it in a cloud of dark ink. Marinja loomed over the horizon, her Bloggsball prowess distorting her form into a mockery of humanity. Three teams still remained to take each other on the Final Bowl. But as soon as it finished, our most recent Bloggsball Universe’s field of pure Bloggsball energy collapsed in the blink of an eye. That’s the story of how it happened, O Commissioner of Commissioners.
The Ur-Commissioner was not pleased with how the assistant’s story finished. “Surely”, the Ur-Commissioner’s voice boomed, “with such Bloggsball power, this Universe was able to achieve at least one measly Merit.”
“I’m afraid not. Not even a thousandth of a Merit came from this one.”
“Terrible. Well, how much did they get?”
The Ur-Commissioner’s assistant reported:
卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 versus Zahndorf Cubs: 4 to 9
♠ Aces and Eights ♠ versus Zahndorf Cubs: 2 to 11 (Using the first rolls, of 19/05 18:33 in the GNDT, as per the text added by “Unscammy Final Bowl”)
♠ Aces and Eights ♠ versus 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍: 8 to 5Zahndorf Cubs have 9+11 = 20 Final Points.
♠ Aces and Eights ♠ have 2+8 = 10 Final Points
卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍 have 4 + 5 = 9 Final Points.
?THE HOSTS? have 52 Final Points.Merit:
Sphinx 6993 nanoMerit
Cuddlebeam 6500 nanoMerit
card 3915 nanoMerit
Matt 900 nanoMerit
“Well, should we try something else?”
Oracular rufio:
You told me that the final bowl was ready once you idled PSS. So why did you wait for Unscammy Final Bowl to pass before doing this if you didn’t want to “do something scammy” to interfere with the results? Because you did interfere, twice, once when you idled PSS, and once when you waited to pass Unscammy Final Bowl. How can you claim you did what you did for the sake of neutrality?