Call for Judgment: Unidle thoughts
Unidle the Idle Snail named “Habanero”, except that when doing so, set that (formerly Idle) Snail’s Position to 0 and Plays to 0 rather than setting them to the values which they would normally gain upon unidling. This overrides any restrictions in the dynastic rules that might prevent setting those values.
The current rules place three requirements on the admin who unidles Habanero which, as far as we can tell, can’t all be fulfilled simultaneously (thus making attempts to unidle Habanero illegal). This CFJ thus unidles Habanero into a valid gamestate that’s minimally viable for participating in the current Race.
This solution was suggested by Habanero; I’m posting it because Idle Snails can’t create CFJs.
Habanero:
May want to correct the spelling of my name to have this actually do anything. Typo notwithstanding this has my vote