Append the following sentence to the end of the paragraph of the ‘Awesomeness’ section of the rules:

If, at the end of the forty-eight period, the proposed stat increase is not awarded, then the monkey making the original blog post for the monkey shall be titled “The Monkey’s Uncle”.

Add a new section to the rules, titled “The Monkey’s Uncle”:

Up to one monkey shall be known as “The Monkey’s Uncle”. If a monkey is the uncle, then the monkey’s place in the gamestate documents shall be updated to reflect this, by appending (The Monkey’s Uncle) to their name, including the parentheses. If another monkey is to be named “The Monkey’s Uncle”, or the title is to be otherwise removed, then the previous uncle shall first have the title removed, losing any effects otherwise bestowed (if any).