A pirate’s welcome
I decided to test the mettle of the new fellow, so I crept up to the main deck, snuck up behind him and beat him over the head with a belaying pin—all fair and square pirate duelling. Then I runs back to the Crew’s Quarters. He sure learned a valuable lesson about working on this ship, har har.
Banja:
Well, ye yellowbellied jellyfish, if ye have the stones f’r it, I’ll be waitin’ on the quarter deck for a rematch.