AD 2154 begins
The Year is advanced. In 2153, climate researchers were stunned to find the average temperature well over 7 million degrees, but it was only that one of the readings had accidentally been taken next to the stove. The largest tropical storm in recorded history forms near Africa, threatening TyGuy6, but dissipates before demolishing a large portion of the country.
TyGuy6:
Uh, is that “dissipates just in time to avoid destroying things”, or “dissipates, then destroys things anyway”?! ಠ﹏ಠ