Saturday, October 19, 2024

Ascension Address: Alien DNA

cc: Xenogenetic Team

Following reports of abnormal mutations in the fish population of a nearby bay, we have managed to recover several samples of extraterrestrial genetic material from a submerged meteorite.

You will be working with your fellow genetic engineers to synthesize brand-new lifeforms never before seen on this planet; we anticipate untold applications to medical and military technology.

We are confident that your work here will impact millions of lives around the globe.

Sincerely,
Lukas
Head of Xenogenetic Research at Sublogical Genomics

P.S. Some of you have voiced concerns regarding alleged security flaws in the containment cells. Please rest assured that our cells are technically in compliance with the relevant legal codes.

P.P.S. I have been asked to remind ALL of the team that fruit-matching games, or indeed games of any sort, are not to be played on company workstations.

Repeal all Dynastic Rules.

Set the synonym for Player to “Genetic Engineer” and the synonym for Emperor to “Head Researcher”.

Update the name of the gamestate tracking page to “Sublogical Genomics Laboratory”.

Remove all Building Blocks except for “Low-Player Mode”, and add the Building Block “Virtual Actions”.

Imperial Style: Guide, Protective, Powerhouse, Scam-Mundane, Servile, Instinctual

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