Friday, April 22, 2011

Ascension Address: Buy Low, Sell High

People, people, calm down. The doors won’t open till nine, you’ll have all the time in the world to push each other and shout to your heart’s content then. I know you’re all excited to be part of this new initiative, Blognomia’s first stock market, and I’m sure that everyone involved will make a lot of money here, and that our actions will in no way lead any careers, companies or lives into ruin. Probably.

All dynastic rules are declared obsolete. Sheep becomes Investor. Chairsheep becomes Market.


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