Monday, August 24, 2015

Crime: The Vienna Opera Heist

In my long career as an international jewel thief, I was responsible for many marquee crimes. I was, for example, responsible for the theft of gemstones from the Vienna Opera House in 2007. I say that I was responsible. Of course, in reality, Purplebeard‘s support was essential in the conduct of this job.

posted by Josh at 24 Aug 2015 10:03:00 UTC Comments (5)

Comments

Josh: he/they

24-08-2015 10:09:41 UTC

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Purplebeard:

24-08-2015 13:40:45 UTC

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Purplebeard:

24-08-2015 13:41:38 UTC

My statement reads: “Listen, pig, if you think Josh or I would ever betray one another, think again. We’re thick as…—Never mind. I stole the engagement ring for his first wife and stole it back for his second, and he damn well saved my life the day our escape car wouldn’t start. You’ll get nothing from me.”

Josh: he/they

24-08-2015 14:22:26 UTC

My statement is a message to Purplebeard, and it reads “The jewels are buried in the Sierra Nevada”.

Purplebeard:

24-08-2015 14:25:55 UTC

Aww.