Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Einherjar Summoning: Cthulhu

Name: Cthulhu

 
  * Scholasticism 10 (the Great Old Ones are telepathic and “knew all that was occurring in the universe”)
  * Combat -10 (Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn)
  * Artistry 10 (They were able to communicate with the first humans by “moulding their dreams” Takes a lotta talent to create dreams)
  * Tinkering 9 (On earth they built the city R’lyeh, which later sank in the ocean, and where they still dwell with Cthulhu. Built a city, but it sunk, gotta dock a point for sinking)
  * Charisma 10 (A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings, what’s not to love?)
  * Mysticism 10 (Need I explain)

  * male
  * sane
  * dishonorable

Special Power: If all Valkyries comment “Cthulhu fhtagn” on any skirmish announcement, Cthulhu awakens and his combat rating become 10. During the next skirmish, he makes all other Einherjar insane and automatically wins and destroys the dynasty as we know it. All Valkyries are transported to R’lyeh, and everyone loses.

Comments

Rodlen:

21-11-2007 23:11:10 UTC

Oh great…Cthulhu fhtagn is doom.

Rodney:

21-11-2007 23:20:33 UTC

Did we accidentally walk into the self-destruction Dynasty somewhere along the line?

spikebrennan:

21-11-2007 23:44:22 UTC

Very funny. against  against  against  against  against

Elias IX:

22-11-2007 01:05:55 UTC

for And why not?

Amnistar: he/him

22-11-2007 01:30:34 UTC

for We have to trigger the self destruction :P

Amnistar: he/him

22-11-2007 01:30:56 UTC

WEll, only if the fictional creatures are allowed, otherwise :P

Igthorn:

22-11-2007 17:40:48 UTC

for

Kevan: he/him

22-11-2007 17:44:00 UTC

The special power is illegal, it can only affect Einherjar stats. “A special attribute is some text that adjusts the statistics of any specifically named Einherjar, or any Einherjar with a specific statistic value, if certain conditions are met.”

Chivalrybean:

22-11-2007 19:38:17 UTC

Well, the post title, if you read it, isn’t correct. This post can never be a real Einherjar. Happy Thanksgiving Fools day! {x0D

Bahro:

23-11-2007 00:28:35 UTC

imperial Worried that it might be overpowered. Also might interfere with rule re: fictional characters.

Bahro:

23-11-2007 00:29:52 UTC

Oh. Ha ha. Didn’t realize that Chivalrybean was the proposer of this, and that he was actually striking it down. Oops.

Kevan: he/him

23-11-2007 11:11:49 UTC

Um, okay.