Einherjar Summoning: Cthulhu
Name: Cthulhu
* Scholasticism 10 (the Great Old Ones are telepathic and “knew all that was occurring in the universe”)
* Combat -10 (Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn)
* Artistry 10 (They were able to communicate with the first humans by “moulding their dreams” Takes a lotta talent to create dreams)
* Tinkering 9 (On earth they built the city R’lyeh, which later sank in the ocean, and where they still dwell with Cthulhu. Built a city, but it sunk, gotta dock a point for sinking)
* Charisma 10 (A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings, what’s not to love?)
* Mysticism 10 (Need I explain)
* male
* sane
* dishonorable
Special Power: If all Valkyries comment “Cthulhu fhtagn” on any skirmish announcement, Cthulhu awakens and his combat rating become 10. During the next skirmish, he makes all other Einherjar insane and automatically wins and destroys the dynasty as we know it. All Valkyries are transported to R’lyeh, and everyone loses.
Rodlen:
Oh great…Cthulhu fhtagn is doom.