Idling for the Sake of Love
To lessen the strain on the dwindling supplies, and because of an all-consuming interest in the pulchritude of a local native maiden, I will be wandering off into the forest. Please convey my regrets to any family or commitments you discover I may have had in my previous life. Good luck, shipmates.
Kevan: he/him
Clucky, Jookyle, Murphy, Sacchan, The Cube and Urist McNomic are also all due to idle out with idle times up to 22 days, but the game seems to have at least two automagical “at the start of each week” gamestate updates which haven’t been processed, and which should really be applied to all of these players before they go idle, so I’ll leave it to someone who’s been following the dynasty.