Replace the text of “The Hoard” with the following:

As a weekly action, the LandLord may Summon a Wave of Zombies. To do so, they shall make a Story post containing the word BWAAAAAARGH (any number of A’s) in the title, stating what Species of Zombies shall come, and how many per Plot, plus some flavour because everyone likes Zombies’ flavour. Then, they shall create for free that number of Zombies of that Species in each Plot, in the squares with the least Shade. If possible, the Landlord should create the Zombies in the same square for all the plots (e.g. Jonny(5|5), Mario(5|5), LucyInTheSkyWithDynamite(5|5) etc).

As part of a BWAAAAAARGH post as described above, the Landlord may alter the Attack, Health, or Cost statistic of any Zombie by altering a Subrule of the “Species” rule.  The landlord may modify any number of distinct Zombies in this manner, but may only alter one statistic per zombie each week, and must alter that statistic by exactly 1 (i.e., by incrementing it by 1 or decrementing it by 1).  These changes take place after the zombies are summoned.

If more than half of the EVC’s contain the word “Unpredictability”, in the rule above replace

These changes take place after the zombies are summoned.

with

These changes take place before the zombies are summoned.