Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Story Post: Lola Montez found Lacking

The Esteemed Ron Hubbard went and looked at the accounts of one Lola Montez and found something disturbing.  She had been using acorns from Yoda’s private stash to fund an illegal underground gambling ring.  Luckily Ron found the ring and put an end to these activities, taking a small portion of Yoda’s acorns as a service Fee.

Comments

Hix:

04-12-2007 17:11:54 UTC

Ha! it would be funny if Scientologists really performed _financial_ audits.

Amnistar: he/him

04-12-2007 17:15:50 UTC

Did I misunderstand the intention behind the story post? :P

spikebrennan:

04-12-2007 18:16:24 UTC

Spend some time on wikipedia’s Scientology articles.  But not too much time (except on Xenu—that one’s a hoot).

Amnistar: he/him

04-12-2007 19:34:15 UTC

Yea…I prefer to think that I’m actually auditing them so nya! :P

spikebrennan:

04-12-2007 22:22:03 UTC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-meter

As South Park famously put it, “THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE”.