Story Post: Lola Montez found Lacking
The Esteemed Ron Hubbard went and looked at the accounts of one Lola Montez and found something disturbing. She had been using acorns from Yoda’s private stash to fund an illegal underground gambling ring. Luckily Ron found the ring and put an end to these activities, taking a small portion of Yoda’s acorns as a service Fee.
Hix:
Ha! it would be funny if Scientologists really performed _financial_ audits.