Thursday, June 26, 2025

Story Post: Meet Ed Sheeran’s Aunt Gertrude

Adminned at 28 Jun 2025 23:11:38 UTC

This Saturday from 1-5, Willcrox Mall is proud to host a meet and greet for the multi-platinum “Shape of You” artist’s aunt Gertrude!

Comments

Josh: he/they

26-06-2025 17:48:45 UTC

Score 5. An opportunity to meet the great man’s biggest single influence? Yes please.

Kevan: Yard he/him

26-06-2025 18:55:14 UTC

Score 2. I can find no evidence online that this English singer-songwriter has a family member with such a surprisingly American/German name. I think this may be an impostor.

DeactivatedUser4498:

26-06-2025 20:33:29 UTC

Score 4 not really a Sheeran fan but it would be nice to meet his Aunt Gertrude

Darknight: he/him

27-06-2025 00:17:04 UTC

Score 3, I’m good with a quick hi

Bucky:

27-06-2025 01:25:03 UTC

Score 1 as I don’t grant Gertrude any more significance than a random member of the public.

DoomedIdeas: he/him

27-06-2025 02:22:29 UTC

Score 2, because Josh dinged me for using a random name but didn’t ding you for it, so I’m evening things out a little.

Trapdoorspyder: he/him

27-06-2025 03:21:55 UTC

Score 3 - I agree with the criticisms on this but it’s still a solid acronym

JonathanDark: he/him

28-06-2025 14:13:59 UTC

I don’t think Aunt Gertrude would be all that entertaining. Score 2

JonathanDark: he/him

28-06-2025 23:11:11 UTC

This Backronym is now closed. Clucky gained 2 Points from the median Score and 0 Points from matching any Buzzwords or letters of Buzzwords.