Tuesday, September 02, 2025

Monday Night

Sales

The Drifter is already waiting at Clucky’s Chicken Hut Of Chicken when it opens. They order the signature Oyster Trap dish straight out, seeming unfazed by it containing neither oysters nor chicken, request a garish bottle of energy drink for the road, and take off urgently into the night. Clucky takes $10 plus a $3 tip, and a $3 drinks sale.

The Delivery Driver walks up to Finest Grill for a Chicken Shawarma Wrap. Staring tiredly at their overstuffed clipboard they nod along to being upsold a Mixed Grill, and order a strong black coffee. Applebane takes $15, plus $3 for the drink.

The Retiree heads to Grill Noir for a Faux Meat Bowl and a mocktail. Eternalservererror takes $12, plus $3 for the drink.

The Deep Sea Diver clunks their heavy bag of gear outside Melody’s Dine and Wine and considers the Beef Salad with Red Wine. After a long conversation about the possibility of a white wine, they trudge away to Grill Noir instead to get a Beef Stroganoff for a dollar less, and they settle for a can of Sprite. Eternalservererror takes $8, plus a $3 tip, plus $3 for the drink.

The Astronaut heads to Pokes’ Rice and Beans to immediately order The Traditional, a dish that they’ve been craving for a while. JonathanDark takes $12.

The Tech Bro queues up at Pokes’ Rice and Beans for some Beans. When they’re served some kind of lamb salad they frown and send it back, stare into space for a while while tapping the side of their glasses, then go next door to the other Pokes’ Rice and Beans stall to get The Traditional for $8 cheaper. JonathanDark takes $12.

The Primatologist queues up at Shish-Kababa for a Falafel Wrap. Trapdoorspyder takes $20.

The Stage Magician stops at The Good Food for a Grilled Cheese, which they fold between a couple of napkins and apparently tuck into a shirt pocket that it shouldn’t be able to fit into. Vovix takes $20.

The Detective queues up at (Probably) Very Nice Food for a Beefing Up, keeping a careful eye on one of the dark trucks parked nearby, and scratching their head. A similar dish is available slightly cheaper elsewhere, but the lighting here keeps their attention. Lawnomos takes $10 and a $3 tip.

A few referrals also happen:-

  • The Good Food gets a referral from Clucky’s Chicken Hut Of Chicken: the Attorney orders a Grilled Cheese. Vovix takes $20. Vovix then pays $5 to Clucky.
  • Clucky’s Chicken Hut Of Chicken gets a referral from The Good Food: the Explorer orders the Oyster TrapClucky takes $10 plus a $3 tip, and a $3 drinks sale. Clucky then pays $4 to Vovix.
  • Melody’s Dine and Wine gets a referral from (Probably) Very Nice Food: the Programmer considers Beef Salad with Red Wine but goes for a Beef Stroganoff from Grill Noir instead. Eternalservererror takes $8, plus a $3 tip, plus $3 for the drink.
  • (Probably) Very Nice Food gets a referral from Melody’s Dine and Wine: the Twin orders an expertly lit Beefing Up. Lawnomos takes $10 and a $3 tip. Lawnomos then pays $3 to Chiiika.
  • Finest Grill gets a referral from Shish-Kababa: the copper-haired Activist orders a Mixed Grill. Applebane takes $15, plus $3 for the drink. Applebane then pays $4 to Trapdoorspyder.
  • Shish-Kababa gets a referral from Finest Grill: the Mathematician considers the Cheesy Protein, but calculates that the Mixed Grill is cheaper at Finest Grill after all. Applebane takes $15, plus $3 for the drink.

Menus

Finest Grill (Applebane)

Chicken Shawarma Wrap - Chicken, Salad, Wrap - $12
Falafel Wrap - Falafel, Salad, Wrap - $12
Halloumi Wrap - Cheese, Salad, Wrap - $12
Mixed Grill* - Falafel, Chicken, Cheese - $15

* Signature dish
Melody's Dine and Wine (Chiiika)

Beef Wrap served with Red Wine
  BEEF, WRAP, SAUCE $9
Beef Salad with Red Wine
  BEEF, SAUCE, SALAD $9
Beef Salad Wrap Supermix
  BEEF, SALAD, WRAP $9
Clucky's Chicken Hut Of Chicken (Clucky)

Oyster Trap*: Beef, lamb and Cheese ($10)
HOUSE OF CLUCKY (Beef): $5
CLUCKY GOES TO THE GYM  (Beef and lamb): $7
CULT OF THE CLUCKY (Beef and cheese): $7
CLUCKY ROYALE WITH CHEESE (lamb and cheese): $7

* Signature dish
Pokes' Rice and Beans (DoomedIdeas)

Beans - Lamb, Salad, and Sauce - 20
Rice - Beef, Salad, and Sauce - 20
Beans and Rice - Beef - 20
Grill Noir (eternalservererror)

Faux Meat Bowl (PETA approved)*
  CHICKEN, LAMB, SAUCE $12
COW IN A BLANKET
  BEEF, WRAP, SAUCE $8
Beef Stroganoff
  BEEF, SAUCE, SALAD $8
Cow Burrito
  BEEF, SALAD, WRAP $8
Cheeseburger Sauce
  BEEF, CHEESE, SAUCE $8
Cheeseburger
  BEEF, CHEESE, WRAP $8
JUST WRAPPED BEEF AND FALAFEL
  BEEF, FALAFEL, WRAP $8
  
*Signature dish
Pokes' Rice and Beans (JonathanDark)

The Traditional*: Lamb, Salad, Sauce - $12
The Rancher: Beef, Salad, Sauce - $12
I Am All That Is Cow: Beef - $12

* Signature dish
(Probably) Very Nice Food (Lawnomos)

Beefing Up
  BEEF CHEESE SAUCE - $10
Who took my patty?
  SAUCE - $8
ChickenBurgerButWithBeef
  BEEF SALAD CHEESE - $10
Cow>Hen
  BEEF SAUCE - $9
Shish-Kababa (Trapdoorspyder)

"Chicken" Wrap: Falafel, Wrap, Sauce, $20
Falafel Wrap: Chicken, Wrap, Cheese, $20
Falafel Chicken Wrap*: Falafel, Chicken, Wrap, $11
Saucy Protein: Chicken, Falafel, Sauce, $20
Cheesy Protein: Chicken, Falafel, Cheese $20

* Signature dish
The Good Food (Vovix)

Grilled Cheese (Wrap, Cheese) - $20
Add Sauce (Wrap, Cheese, Sauce) - $20
No Cheese (Wrap, Sauce) - $20

Comments

Lawnomos: he/him

02-09-2025 10:41:36 UTC

Congratulations to eternalservererror! I look forward to the DoV.

DoomedIdeas: he/him

02-09-2025 18:16:16 UTC

Congratulations on the victory, eternalservererror!

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