“Come one, come all, to Mr. Eaton’s Skyline Arboreal Gardens! Built upon the remnants of old skyscrapers, Mr. Eaton’s gardens offer an incredible view of the surrounding area, along with the most diverse collection of trees in the entire Borderlands. We’ve got the classics your children have never seen before- tall, strong Redwood trees, colorful Rainbow Eucalyptus trees, and soft, wavy Willows! But that’s not all- Mr Eaton has spent years and years collecting saplings from all over the globe, and raising them here in the Borderlands. What difference does that make, you ask? Why, all the difference in the world! As the Borderlands have changed, so too have some of our trees, which now light up when it rains, or shift their genus over time, or even sing as the wind blows! You won’t want to miss out on the incredible view of the city at night from the highest vantage point in 35 miles, nor will you want to miss out on seeing what incredible trees Mr. Eaton has managed to grow. Purchase your tickets and take the day off, for a wonderful all-ages experience!
MESAG is not responsible for any existing or newly developed pollen allergies. Please follow all safety instructions during your visit. If you have a fear of heights, we recommend that you choose another activity for your vacation. Thank you to the BBA for hosting this message.”
I didn’t get sniped this time!
Clucky: he/him
Score 2. The skyline seems at odds with the gardens. It puts you at a distance when you’d really rather be up close.